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talkingmess

A string of improbable stories,
all taking place in the magical, mystical town of mumble fecal, ohio.

Each episode is slick, sassy, and celebrity free!

Weather Death

Breaking news:
Weather person Ionis Oblander’s forecast on a storm system so massive it will kill everyone in North America!

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Ballad of the Great Archer FiddleStench pt 1

Archer FiddleStench, scion of Mumble Fecal’s most powerful man, makes a surprise visit to a city council meeting.

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Ballad of the Great Archer FiddleStench pt 2

A battle of wills as Archer takes on the Mumble Fecal City council.

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Bio Dump pt 1

What you need to know about TalkingMess. Including advice from a talking horse and an awful rendition of an American Classic.

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Bio Dump pt 2

The insanity that makes TalkingMess tick. In prose and song.

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 CSD Diet

a controversial and very fake diet to help certain humans find lost desire.

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 Mumble Fecal YMCA

Mother-Son day at the Y goes terribly wrong

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 Mumble Fecal YMCA

This episode takes Talkingmess to the third floor of the Y where a line-dancing class is underway. This is not a typical dance session. It’s more like an episode from “Real House Wives of Alice in Wonderland”.

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 MF YMCA Pt 3

A pickleball match goes def con turd!

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 Cooking up a Cure Pt 1

Part 1 of a massive 5 part series of misinformation, disinformation and out right lies. We interview the controversial and completely faux author of a book called “Cooking up a Cure for Racism”.

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 Cooking up a Cure pt 2

More of our controversial and completely erroneous interview with the faux author of a book no one has read.

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 Cooking up a Cure Pt 3

We should be learning about Dr. Ricebo Pricebus controversial concept. Instead they get sidetracked by restraining orders and smell.

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 Cooking Up a Cure Pt 4

Welcome to part four of our epic interview of deception and deceit with a notorious faux-french author. In this episode, our curious creator takes us down an x- rated path of pungent smells and repulsive desire.

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 Al Ramos – A Tribute

This episode we forego our normal stories of stupidity and hijinks to remember one of our best and dearest friends. Al Ramos.

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 Cooking Up a Cure pt 5

Our errant author finishes her erotic tall tale about a former patient caught in a smelly predicament. Does she satisfy the love of her life, even though he stinks like camel discharge? Or tell him to shrink-wrap his package and take a scalding hot shower?

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Breaking news:
Weather person Ionis Oblander’s forecast on a storm system so massive it will kill everyone in North America!