A string of improbable stories,
all taking place in the magical, mystical town of mumble fecal, ohio.
Each episode is slick, sassy, and celebrity free!
Podcast
Season Two
212 the bank manager
Big Cooking Tips with Steve Lopez-Schultz – the proud hound of ground round makes a carrot and we interview a guy who had a bad run-in with the local bank manager.
211 Patron Saint of Route 1
210 The Phew 03
209 The Phew 02
208 The Phew
On this episode we enter the world of a little watched, yet highly entertaining Mumble Fecal Public Access show called: “The Phew”. Talkingmess, as always, is your host. He’s joined by the very posh and pompous “Conny Liverpool-Estrada” and rapper, “Tone-loaf”, who’s accent is a fake as Conny’s platinum blond hair and pointy boobs. Here now is the episode we like to call “The Phew. The Pretentious. And the Corn-holed”.
207 Mysterious Manifestation pt 4
Daisy Jane and Bluette finally unravel the Mysterious Manifestation in Mumble Fecal, Ohio.
206 Mysterious Manifestation pt 3
Bluette gets closer to unraveling the mystery that has been plaguing Mumble Fecal for decades. Also there’s a suprise visit from cooking great Steve Lopez-Shultz: The proud hound of ground round!!
205 Mysterious Manifestation pt 2
We continue with Bluettes deep dive into the culture of one of the most repressed and depressed towns in America. This episode Bluette gets dragged into the epic and foul Mumble Fecal Festival.
204 Mysterious Manifestation pt 1
With this episode begin massive 5 part series. Step by step, Talkingmess will unravel a decades long mystery plaguing the Mumble Fecal community.
203 dating, phishing, and humping
For this podcast we take a deep dive into the confusing and majorly messed up world of online dating. Hosting this episode is our favorite British-know-it-all.. who’s having a very, very bad day.
202- Kazmology Apology Pt 2
201- Kazmology Apology Pt 1
Season One
Cooking Up a Cure pt 5
Our errant author finishes her erotic tall tale about a former patient caught in a smelly predicament. Does she satisfy the love of her life, even though he stinks like camel discharge? Or tell him to shrink-wrap his package and take a scalding hot shower?
Al Ramos – A Tribute
This episode we forego our normal stories of stupidity and hijinks to remember one of our best and dearest friends. Al Ramos.
Cooking Up a Cure Pt 4
Welcome to part four of our epic interview of deception and deceit with a notorious faux-french author. In this episode, our curious creator takes us down an x- rated path of pungent smells and repulsive desire.
Cooking up a Cure Pt 3
We should be learning about Dr. Ricebo Pricebus controversial concept. Instead they get sidetracked by restraining orders and smell.
Cooking up a Cure pt 2
More of our controversial and completely erroneous interview with the faux author of a book no one has read.
Cooking up a Cure Pt 1
Part 1 of a massive 5 part series of misinformation, disinformation and out right lies. We interview the controversial and completely faux author of a book called “Cooking up a Cure for Racism”.
Mumble Fecal YMCA
This episode takes Talkingmess to the third floor of the Y where a line-dancing class is underway. This is not a typical dance session. It’s more like an episode from “Real House Wives of Alice in Wonderland”.
CSD Diet
a controversial and very fake diet to help certain humans find lost desire.
Bio Dump pt 1
What you need to know about TalkingMess. Including advice from a talking horse and an awful rendition of an American Classic.
Ballad of the Great Archer FiddleStench pt 2
A battle of wills as Archer takes on the Mumble Fecal City council.
Ballad of the Great Archer FiddleStench pt 1
Archer FiddleStench, scion of Mumble Fecal’s most powerful man, makes a surprise visit to a city council meeting.
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